SPRING BREAK on the MOON

THINGS for YOU
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MAINE BABY!

MAINE BABY!

I applaud whoever drew this for ignoring the lie that is ‘north,’ but the planet looks like it lost a fight, and I have to protest Hawaii being in the wrong ocean.

I applaud whoever drew this for ignoring the lie that is ‘north,’ but the planet looks like it lost a fight, and I have to protest Hawaii being in the wrong ocean.

FACTS and ONE NON FACT

  • The sun is green.
  • Hair is the dead part of the living.
  • Pink doesn’t exist.
  • Camouflage!
  • My entire face is on fire right now.
  • Hair is pre-zombied. Or undead?
  • Very few people look at old-timey photos more than once.
  • Like, literally, fire. It’s barking up my jowls.
  • Shaved polar bears are black.

OH GOD WHAT DO I DO

OH GOD WHAT DO I DO

Recipe for Disaster

Ingredients:

  • One Cup Apocalypse
  • One Half Cup Armageddon
  • One Ripe Avocado

Mix vigorously, serve warm.